Monday, August 23, 2010


My sister-in-law sent me these and while you may have already seen some or all, I thought they were pretty funny and worth sharing.

By the way, she likes men just fine, including the Sage...I think.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied, 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '

A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man;
For love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'


  1. The Sage is, of course, near and dear to my heart. Thanks for posting :)

  2. I'm still giggling about the "Instruction Manuals"